Sunday, August 18, 2019
Friday, August 16, 2019
Paws went flying. FLYING? Flying, believe it or not, is an understatement- the dude went soaring and he landed in a banana tree.
Well, it might be a zombie island, pals but it is tropical, don’t forget. Pawing right along…
Paws actually landed on a pile of ripening bananas and got banana mush on his butt. Now, having banana mush on sleek black and white fur in NOT AMUSING and Paws actually started cursing so hard that he didn’t even realize he knew that many swear words! Wait- stop- I know what you want to know what happened to Hank?
Meeeee-ow, are you sure you want to know?
The lion pounced on Hank and gave such a snarling, growl that it literally made Paws’s banana-mushed butt fur stand straight up! These two were rolling on the ground. The lion was trying to bite Hank’s neck like a vampire but Hank was fighting hard- stretching out the legs trying to get this zombie-whacko off of him. But they kept rolling and then Hank made a really crazy noise. He was on the bottom of the pile at that point the lion had his head raised ready to bite- Paws started yowling but all of a sudden….
Thursday, August 15, 2019
Wednesday, August 14, 2019
Hank wasn’t giving up. Did you really think he would? He was chugging at this point and I’m not talking about that I’m tired chugging- it was the super train type chugging! Blackie was making the weirdest shrieking/yowling noise and Paws was literally feeling a rush through his fur. It was a weird feeling but damn he liked the feel of it that was until…
He felt a something sharp on his tail. He turned to the left and his eyes popped out of his head. The lion was getting closer!! Paws’s rush feeling turned to all out panic.
“FASTER!” he yowled. “You gotta go faster!!! Go Hank-go!!!”
Blackie had a more direct approach by digging in her claws which sent Hank shrieking and bucking like a horse- Paws managed to hang on but Blackie went flying and Paws lost track of her but there was no time to even say her name bepaws…
The lion sprung and aimed for Hank’s neck!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, August 11, 2019
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Paws yowled after he took a good look at the lion. Do you blame the kid? I mean this lion was shabby with an uneven mane, empty eyes and his mouth was hanging open like he was panting. The dude looked flat-out creepy. And I know what you’re thinking too; was it Leo?
Take a deep breath… it’s not our old pal Leo.
Granted it could be Leo but there’s a good chance it isn’t. He was scaring the fur off of Paws though and I mean that literally. The dude was shedding and even shaking so hard that he didn’t even notice Hank snuck up from behind and used his nose to get him to slide down his back. The next thing you know Paws found his back touching something soft and when he turned around he couldn’t believe it.
“Mom!!!” he yowled. “Mom!”
Blackie wasn’t in the mood for any kind of sentiment. “Get the chubby legs of yours going!” she yowled at Hank. “We gotta get out of here.”
You didn’t have to tell Hank twice. The dude, literally, booked. Hank’s legs seemed to be track star fast and not the usual ‘boom! boom!’ Paws started to relax, a little, but then he noticed something meowy horrifying!
The zombie lion was following them!!!!!!!!