Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Not Expecting That

Captain One-Eyed Jack was not expecting this.  "What in the meow is up with this?"  he asked.

Lucy gave him the once over.  "You are one goofy-looking cat," she growled.

Leo's boys weren't as direct.  They pawed up to the captain with interest.  "Why do you have one eye?" asked Leo Jr.

Jack looked down at him, "Kid you don't want to know."

Now, Captain One-Eyed Jack didn't know this but that's one thing you don't ever do to lion cubs.  Never, EVER give them an open-ended answer.  That's when the questions started, the cubs started jumping up and down, then the kittens- it got so noisy that Leo had to break it up with a big roar,


That got all of the kitties quiet- and meee-ow it put a stop on the twitching of the tails and whiskers.  Leo pawed up to Jack.  "Is there going to be a problem?" he asked.  "Is there going to be a problem with all of us going?"

Jack stared at him intently.  "My boat's not big enough for all of you."

1 comment:

  1. dood....ya due haza point, but due knot forgetz therz pie ratz that owez uz all a favorz.....time to cash in on it...a boat like a crooze liner iz what we knead, it will fit all oh uz, hank & then sum !! ♥♥♥☺☺☺