Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Paw Explained

Meee-ow...

All of the calming wouldn't work.

Leo wanted to rip Ace apart but we knew that.  I mean how could we not?  The dude was steamed!  I know, I know you're all confused about this 'Golden Paw' thing so let's get into detail.

'The Golden Paw' was something that needed to stay in one place.  Even though animals thought it was a good idea to grab the Paw when they could-it had to get back to one place or a lot of animals were going to go extinct really fast.  So, where should the Golden Paw be right now?

Well....

Monday, November 20, 2017

Calming Leo

It took awhile to calm Leo.

Well, meeeee-ow- after all the stuff that's been going on it's no wonder.  Holy meows!  It's bad enough that the environment was going downhill but the fact that goofy dude in the White House wanted to let hunters run wild again was really scary.  Poor Leo- he was a combination ticked-off, nervous and flat-out hysterical.

It was not a purr-ty site.

But Leo did calm down, it took awhile, but he was soon back to his cranky self.  His eyes were huge though.  He looked like he was ready to go to war.  That's when he growled out something really shocking...

"I'm going to rip that tiger-dude apart."

Sunday, November 19, 2017

What's Ace Up To?

So, what was Ace up to?

No one really had any idea but the lions were in a panic!  Growls and rumblings came down that the big game hunters were back!  The lions were horrified.  Everything had been relatively calms since the Cecil murder and now, with the news that a bunch of hunters from the USA were coming back had them all in a panic.

Leo, especially, was growling kind of nervously.  "We need that Golden Paw," he roared.  "We need to find that tiger."

Casey couldn't believe this.  "How are we gonna do that?  The dude vanished."

"If he took it for a good reason," Barney meowed, "then shouldn't you be okay."

That's when Leo let out a HUGE roar, "YOU DOPES! IF THAT GOLDEN PAW ISN'T BACK IN A CERTAIN PLACE- A LOT OF US WILL BE EXTINCT!

Saturday, November 18, 2017

Elephant Ace???

Ace wants to save the Elephants?

The Tiger wants to help the Elephants?

Meee-ow you heard that right!  And, seriously pals, how meowy is that?

But where in the meow did all of the Tigers go?  Well, you don't have to worry about that.  They didn't get beamed up.  They were actually on the other side of the party area playing cards.  Meee-huh?  Playing cards?

Meee-ow Tigers are known to be world-class poker players but that's another story.  Anyway, it's a relief to know that Ace wasn't a crook and all of the Tigers were okay but there was one question unanswered...

Where in the meow did Ace go?

Thursday, November 16, 2017

Hank's Theory

Hank started rambling.

Meeee-ow....

Who knew how long that could go?  He was on a roll and note that he was completely hysterical.  A hysterical Hank was not a good thing.  He rambled and his feet started to stomp.  Let's note that Hank's stomps have been known to cause mini earthquakes.  Anyway, it's amazing how much Hank knew about the animal con artists.  Anyway, he rambled about Ace.  He was a con artist, a crook, a weasel in tiger's clothing and he was even wanted FAI.

Wait a meow-minute...

What in the meow is the FAI?

We're meowing Federal Animal Investigation.

Now, let's also note that Hank has the tendency to exaggerate.  Besides that, he had a good reason.  The Elephants needed the 'Golden Paw!'