Thursday, October 10, 2019

Beat it BURD!


You probably guessed- it was a vulture.  Oh no it wasn’t one of those old Turkey Vultures either.  Naturally, the kitties had no idea what type of vulture it was but he was purr-ty scary-looking.  He looked to be about 4 ft. long and those wings seemed like they could’ve been about 10 feet long.  He kept holding them out to show-off to the boys and their eyes kept getting bigger and bigger.  What in the meow could this dude paws-ibly want?

          “Meeee-ow, is he ugly,” Sammie whispered, fascinated by the vulture’s white head and neck.  He couldn’t get over the length either.  “How long do you think his neck is?”





          “How in the meow would I know?”  Paws responded, watching the vulture flap his wings again.  “Why do you think he’s doing that?”

          “How would I know?”  Sammie asked indignantly, getting a little miffed that Paws wouldn’t take him seriously.  He looked at the vulture who was just watching them with small eyes and he also seemed like he was stretching his neck closer…

          And closer…

          And closer….

          Sammie hopped behind Paws, so he wouldn’t have to look at the vulture.  Paws, who couldn’t take his eyes off of him was really scared by now.  Wasn’t it some kind of weird sign if you saw a vulture?  Did it mean they were going to die?  “What do you want???”  Paws yowled.  “Go away and leave us alone!”      

          Well, you know what happened…

          The goofy vulture started to fly at them!  Now, if you want to know what a vulture attack is like- just imagine a big, CREEPY, UGLY BURD with a long neck coming at you fast and getting lower…

          and lower…

          and lower…

          So, low that the creepy BURD looked like he could grab you with one of those talons and just squeeze the fur off your body-

          “Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!”  Paws and Sammie shrieked, pawing at full speed straight ahead, literally flying to get away from the burd.  They jumped over logs, bushes and finally Paws saw a hollow tree.  “C’mon,” he meowed to Sammie, “let’s hide in here.”

          Sammie had no problem with that but meeee-ow when they got in there they couldn’t believe what was inside waiting….


1 comment:

  1. guyz....may bee ya sum how getted tranz ported bak inta time...N thatz a terra dactyl vulturez.....

    UGH~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    hay, heers two a grate week oh end...iz mom watchin de BB playoffs !!☺☺♥♥

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