Buzzed Hank

 

          Fuzzy’s eyes were as big as a couple of dishes.  “What did you say??”

          “He saw a shooting star,” Paws announced putting his meows into the conversation, so he could act important.  “You gotta excuse him- he had a little too much punch.”

          Fuzzy took a good look at Hank and saw that his face was extremely red and his eyes looked kind of runny.  What in the meow- Hank was drunk?  MOL…okay maybe not drunk but he looked like he had a great buzz on!  “Hank, are you drunk?” she asked.

          He hiccupped, fell to the side and started laughing like crazy.  Poor Fuzzy was so confused.  Charlotte, literally, disappeared and what in the meow happened with Sammy was any kitty’s guess.  “It’s not that funny, Hank,” she meowed.

          Hank was going at it so hard that he sounded like a freighter.  “Yeah it is, you went SPLAT on my back!!!!”