Charlotte's Surprise

 

          “Wait!”  Charlotte called out.  “Don’t go.  I need some help…”

Fuzzy and Sammy both stopped and turned to stare at Charlotte expectedly.  Millions of things were racing though Fuzzy’s head.  This had to be bad that she wanted the help of just one cat and a floppy seal but surprisingly she said to Fuzzy…

          “Are you a football fan?  I’d like to lay down some cash on some of those football games in America.”

          Did any of you ever see Disney’s Aladdin?  I’m talking about the classic version, the Robin Williams version.  You see, there was a scene in there when Aladdin outsmarted the Genie and his mouth literally fell to the floor.  That was Fuzzy and Sammy their mouths were on the floor.  On Sammy it wasn’t quite that amusing bepaws he’s a seal after all but Fuzzy looked paws-itively hilarious.

          Charlotte seemed extremely confused by this.  “What’s the matter?”

          “You like- like football?”  Fuzzy asked, amazed, perplexed and baffled.  “How can you like football?”

Charlotte went on to explain to the two of them that any Canadian Lynx was actually rolling in the dough.  You see, humans love to attack their homes in the names of big oil or mining and when that happens, well, the lynx in question  does the natural thing- they take the human’s money, which eventually leads to the downfall of said human project.  Now, how meowy is that?  The Canadian Lynx get even by hitting the humans where it hurts!