Loud Burd

            Well, as you already know, it was a bird.

            It was a huge, loud, creepy looking burd with a big mouth and it landed right in front of the kitties.  It kept screeching too which sent Cory and Sammy’s fur standing on end, theh rest of the new kitties just kind of did the cat version of passing out which involve them literally flopping on the beach with their mouths hanging open.  Sammie was just struck meowless and Paws literally had his paws over his ears shrieking, “STOP IT YOU DUMB BURD!  JUST STOP IT!!!”

            After about two minutes he did and that’s when the kitties slowly snapped back into reality, reluctantly, that is.  I mean who wants to associate with a stupid burd?

            “You cats aren’t welcome here,” the bird spat out in a creaky squawk.  “Go away.”

            “That’s when Sammy (yeah I know to many Sammy’s) meowed, “Who in the meow are you supposed to be anyway?’

            That’s when the ‘burd’ let out such a shriek that Paws even jumped up on a boulder.  “Not welcome, not welcome- live cats not welcome- get out before it’s too late.”

            Then the burd was gone.

            The cats were left staring at each other- horrified.  “Wha- wha did that mean?”  Cory asked.

            “How the meow do I know?”  yowled Sammie. 

            “I knew it was a mistake coming here,” meowed Cory.

            “That hippo said we’d be in trouble,” Freddy meowed.

            That’s when Paws yowled, “QUIEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!”