Crystal Cave?

Paws, being the one with the mouth meowed it first.  “What in the meow is the Crystal Cave?”
          That’s when those goofy ‘burds’ started that cackling laugh again and started flapping their wings.  Paws and Tippy didn’t get the humor and Tippy was getting a little bit miffed at being mocked by a bunch of burds!  “You dudes shut-up!”  hey yowled or I’ll pull all of your tail feathers off and use them to make a feather bed for my sister, Fuzzy.”

          Did it work?  You’re meowing right it worked.  Why wouldn’t it?  You’d have to be a real dumbass not to.  The thought of losing a couple of tail feathers really wasn’t that appealing.  Tippy’s outburst did amuse the turtle dude though and don’t forget we call him that bepaws he has a weird name that no one can meow.  “The Crystal Cave is where the treasure is,” he announced.

          Tippy and Paws stared at each other in disbelief then the obvious question hit Paws.  “Why aren’t you with him?”

          The turtle dude looked confused for a second but then answered.  “I heard a rumor that 2 cats were on the beach, I came over to see what was up.”

          Paws’s whiskers twitched not believing the story but who in the meow was going to argue?  “Well, shorty,” he meowed, “let’s get going to the cave then!”