Kitty Hysteria

 

        “Tiggs is that you?”  yowled Vince running up to him and the next thing you know, these 2 were jumping in the air bumping each other on the head which led them to land on their butts with massive headaches.

          After about a second Tiggs meowed, “I’m really glad to see you, pal.”

          Vince twitched his whiskers and gave one of those goofy grins but couldn’t really meow anything bepaws he had a massive headache.

          Smokey, who witnessed the whole thing from a distance, was impatient.  “Who in the meow is he?”  she asked Vince.

          Tiggs answered.  “He’s my big brother.”

          One, two, three, meeee-awwwwwww…..

          Nothing like a family reunion.

          Pawing right along…

          The weird thing about all of these kitties was that there seemed to be more and more as the minutes passed.  “Where are all of these cats coming from?”  bellowed an extremely confused Hank, who was starting to get really mad at himself for being involved in all of this.  He could’ve been in a swamp right now making out with some cutie hippo.

          Naughty, horny Hank…

          Pawing right along…

          The hysteria of the cats was still ongoing.  As a meow of fact, one of them answered Hank’s question with, “Burds, dude!  It’s the burds!”

          Casey was horrified.  “You mean there’s more than one?”

          After he meowed that there was another boom and the earth started shaking!