“FOOL OUT OF MYSELF?”
Barney meowed. “You sound like a
meowin’ human whisker-head!”
Baby wasn’t
in the mood to be fooled with and she had a history of major Barney conflict. (That could be a blog in itself.) In other meows- it was taking Baby every bit
of willpower she had not to claw Barney’s eyes out. She did do something interesting though, she
scanned the coastline and MEEEE-OW she saw something meowy interesting. “How about I push you down to that dude?” she asked using her tail to point and the
shore.
All of the
cats, including Captain Jack, looked down and MEEEEE-OW! Sitting there was the
biggest Amur Leopard in the history of Amur Leopards. MOL.
Surprised are you? I bet you
thought I was going to say that tiger (from yesterday) was there licking his
lips. Actually, he was supposed to be
but he ended up going on a late date- literally!!!
Paw-viously,
you can’t tell but the blood drained out of Barney’s face. “Da-dah-”
Captain
Jack was, surprisingly, amused. “What’s
the matter big boy? None of us have your
tongue.”
Baby
smacked Captain Jack with her tail. “That
was weak.”
His
whiskers twitched. “Maybe you think so
but-”
He was cut
off by a really loud growl/roar that made the boat shook. All eyes went back on the leopard, who was
just sitting there peacefully with a smirk on his face.
“Did-did
he do that?” Baby asked, no one in
paw-ticular.
“I dunno,”
meowed Barney. “I never ran into one of
these dudes!”
Captain
Jack glanced down at the leopard. “That’s
a big dude,” he meowed casually.
Oh meee-ow
Captain Jack the rocket scientist. “No
kidding!” Barney yowled. “What are we gonna do?”
Captain
Jack’s whiskers twitched. “He’ll go away
eventually.”
Baby
doubted it but she tried to remain hopeful.
“Do you really think so?”
“Sure,” he
meowed. “He’ll have to eat soon, don’t
ya think?”
guyz....we iz in de face oh awesum...amur leopardz be thiz kinda close ta extinct....
ReplyDeletedood...iz an honorz ta make yur acquaintantz....troo lee ~~~~~ ♥♥♥