Barney who
had been watching the leopard the whole time just had his whiskers and tail
stick straight out. “NO HE
WON’T!!!” he yowled. “Fuzzy’s down there!”
MEEEEEEEEEE-WHAT?
Fuzzy went
where???
Meee-ow
you heard it right!!! She was headed
straight for the big dude too! Holy
meows! What in the meow was she trying
to prove? The kitties started yowling
and growling, however Fuzzy kept, literally, fuzzing, right up to the
leopard. Holy meows the leopard didn’t
even seem interested in attacking either!
“Whatchya
doing?” Fuzzy asked innocently, trying
to maintain her inner fuzziness.
The Amur
Leopard was, like the kitties on the boat, stunned by this whole thing. “What are you doing kitty?”
“You know,”
Fuzzy meowed, “it’s actually good to see you.
My human thinks that you cats are critically endangered.”
Now,
picture a bunch of fat kitties on a boat just staring down and watching this
with stuck-out whiskers and open mouths.
Who really knew what to meow after this?
The Amur
Leopard looked flabbergasted by this statement.
“What’s that mean?” he asked
indignantly.
Fuzzy’s
whiskers twitched. “About the critically
endangered? That means you’re almost gone.”
The dude
did a funny think when he heard that, he rolled backwards and started doing
that laugh/purr thing. (Who knew
leopards could purr?) There was no
denying it the dude found it hysterical.
Why would he? Who in the meow knows really- the feline world knew in
general that leopards had a weird sense of humor and this just proved it.
Fuzzy
though wasn’t afraid to meow the inevitable.
“What’s so funny?”
The
leopard sat up. “Why do humans think
that?”
Fuzzy’s
tail swished. “How in the meow do I
know? I ain’t no human.”
leopard dood...coz hoomanz iz rezponz a bull....they izza sorree lot buddy ~~~~~~ ♥♥♥
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