Now, I bet
you’re wondering how the Mayor and Darlene did with the tango.
Don’t you
wish there was some kind of video?
I know I
do but meeee-ow sometimes you don’t have any luck!
As for the
tango itself…
It started
out well. Well might’ve actually been to
tame of a word. The tango, for humans,
is a pawsitively sexy dance and these two dove into it with whiskers twitching
and tails flying. Paws were entwined and
the steps were slow and careful. Meee-ow,
what was up with this? And how did the
Mayor get to be such a great dancer? Meee-ow
that Darlene was one meow of a teacher.
Or was
she?
In other
meows, things got out of hand paw-most immediately. These two got so sexy that the judges applied
an old tradition that hadn’t been used in the contest for years. What was it you meow? They got out the hose? The Mayor and Darlene were hosed down so much
that they looked like wet pups but the hose had to go on extra powerful to get them
to cease.
Meeeee-ow.
Proof
again that there’s only so much of the romance thing a cat can stand.
We were
getting down to zero hour though. Soon
the contest rolled into the forties.
Toni was getting nervous. She
would love to have some catnip but meeee-ow Hank was really getting on her nerves. How in the meow could he be so calm and what
in the meow was she thinking??? A cat
couldn’t dance with a hippo!
Soon- she
heard it and her whiskers literally popped out.
A long
black cat named Jason came out and meowed, “Cats and kitties- how about using
those paws to cheer on the last couple- Toni and Hank the Hippo!!!”
It was
showtime!
we had ta laff at this coz gram paw dude getted a water spray bottle used on him mor N once { coz him waz ina fite } !!!! ☺☺♥♥
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