Baby and Smokey couldn’t believe
it. “She’s like one of those goof
humans?”
The Mayor nodded solemnly. “She iz likez that ugly, little dude those
humans kept talkin’ about on tv.”
“What ugly, little dude?” asked Baby.
Smokey knew who he meant! She remembered sleeping on the evening paper
when the story was on the front page. “She’s
like El Chapo!”
All of the kitties looked at Smokey
like she was nipped in the brain. Smokey
wasn’t backing off the topic though. “That’s
who it sounds like,” she meowed indignantly.
“The Smoke iz right,” the Mayor
meowed. “She iz like dat. All da kitties in the USA know it. She got Boomer so completely nipped that he
haz to sellz off his favorite blankey!”
Boomer nodded seriously, whiskers
twitching. “Daisy is rightz where she
deserves to be!”
Smokey was about ready to meow
something but Casey yowled. “How come
you never meowed anything about this?”
we iz crackin UP !!!!!!!!! ☺☺☺ ♥♥♥
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